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investment, money invest, financial markets, financing, banks, banking, stock exchange, investment firm, broker, saving account, deposit account, shares, bonds, funds, life insurance, retirement scheme, real estate, gold, numbered bank account, bank secrecy, ... etc. etc.





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invest + finance / joke ('E)

 
  investment joke.  
  money invest joke.  
  financial markets joke.  
  financing joke.  
  banks joke.  
  banking joke.  
  stock exchange joke.  
  investment firm joke.  
  broker joke.
 

  saving account joke.  
  deposit account joke.  
  shares joke.  
  bonds joke.  
  funds joke.
 

  life insurance joke.  
  retirement scheme joke.  
  real estate joke.  
  gold joke.  
  numbered bank account joke.  
  bank secrecy joke.

 
  investment humor.  
  money invest humor.  
  financial markets humor.  
  financing humor.  
  banks humor.  
  banking humor.  
  stock exchange humor.  
  investment firm humor.  
  broker humor.
 

  saving account humor.  
  deposit account humor.  
  shares humor.  
  bonds humor.  
  funds humor.
 

  life insurance humor.  
  retirement scheme humor.  
  real estate humor.  
  gold humor.  
  numbered bank account humor.  
  bank secrecy humor.

 
  investment laughter.  
  money invest laughter.  
  financial markets laughter.  
  financing laughter.  
  banks laughter.  
  banking laughter.  
  stock exchange laughter.  
  investment firm laughter.  
  broker laughter.
 

  saving account laughter.  
  deposit account laughter.  
  shares laughter.  
  bonds laughter.  
  funds laughter.
 

  life insurance laughter.  
  retirement scheme laughter.  
  real estate laughter.  
  gold laughter.  
  numbered bank account laughter.  
  bank secrecy laughter.

 
  investment quote.  
  money invest quote.  
  financial markets quote.  
  financing quote.  
  banks quote.  
  banking quote.  
  stock exchange quote.  
  investment firm quote.  
  broker quote.
 

  saving account quote.  
  deposit account quote.  
  shares quote.  
  bonds quote.  
  funds quote.
 

  life insurance quote.  
  retirement scheme quote.  
  real estate quote.  
  gold quote.  
  numbered bank account quote.  
  bank secrecy quote.

 
  investment wisdom of the ages.  
  money invest wisdom of the ages.  
  financial markets wisdom of the ages.  
  financing wisdom of the ages.  
  banks wisdom of the ages.  
  banking wisdom of the ages.  
  stock exchange wisdom of the ages.  
  investment firm wisdom of the ages.  
  broker wisdom of the ages.
 

  saving account wisdom of the ages.  
  deposit account wisdom of the ages.  
  shares wisdom of the ages.  
  bonds wisdom of the ages.  
  funds wisdom of the ages.
 

  life insurance wisdom of the ages.  
  retirement scheme wisdom of the ages.  
  real estate wisdom of the ages.  
  gold wisdom of the ages.  
  numbered bank account wisdom of the ages.  
  bank secrecy wisdom of the ages.


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politics -alternate view / parody ('VBA)

 
  politicians parody.  
  government parody.  
  politics parody.  
  political party parody.  
  elections parody.  
  voters parody.  
  parliament parody.  
  member of parliament parody.  
  lobby parody.  
  citizen rights parody.  
  obligations of citizenship parody.

 
  politicians cartoon.  
  government cartoon.  
  politics cartoon.  
  political party cartoon.  
  elections cartoon.  
  voters cartoon.  
  parliament cartoon.  
  member of parliament cartoon.  
  lobby cartoon.  
  citizen rights cartoon.  
  obligations of citizenship cartoon.

 
  politicians aphorism.  
  government aphorism.  
  politics aphorism.  
  political party aphorism.  
  elections aphorism.  
  voters aphorism.  
  parliament aphorism.  
  member of parliament aphorism.  
  lobby aphorism.  
  citizen rights aphorism.  
  obligations of citizenship aphorism.

 
  politicians wit.  
  government wit.  
  politics wit.  
  political party wit.  
  elections wit.  
  voters wit.  
  parliament wit.  
  member of parliament wit.  
  lobby wit.  
  citizen rights wit.  
  obligations of citizenship wit.

 
  politicians fun.  
  government fun.  
  politics fun.  
  political party fun.  
  elections fun.  
  voters fun.  
  parliament fun.  
  member of parliament fun.  
  lobby fun.  
  citizen rights fun.  
  obligations of citizenship fun.


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Cars: - some examples / joke ('BWFB)

 
  Toyota joke.  
  Volkswagen joke.  
  Mercedes joke.  
  Hyundai joke.  
  Audi joke.  
  BMW joke.  
  Cadillac joke.  
  Chevrolet joke.  
  Chevy joke.  
  Chrysler joke.  
  Citroen joke.  
  Dacia joke.  
  Daewoo joke.  
  Daihatsu joke.  
  Dodge joke.  
  General Motors joke.  
  GM joke.  
  Ferrari joke.  
  Fiat joke.  
  Ford joke.  
  Nissan joke.  
  Opel joke.  
  Porsche joke.  
  Peugeot joke.  
  Renault joke.  
  Rolls-Royce joke.  
  Seat joke.  
  Smart joke.  
  Volvo joke.

 
  Toyota quote.  
  Volkswagen quote.  
  Mercedes quote.  
  Hyundai quote.  
  Audi quote.  
  BMW quote.  
  Cadillac quote.  
  Chevrolet quote.  
  Chevy quote.  
  Chrysler quote.  
  Citroen quote.  
  Dacia quote.  
  Daewoo quote.  
  Daihatsu quote.  
  Dodge quote.  
  General Motors quote.  
  GM quote.  
  Ferrari quote.  
  Fiat quote.  
  Ford quote.  
  Nissan quote.  
  Opel quote.  
  Porsche quote.  
  Peugeot quote.  
  Renault quote.  
  Rolls-Royce quote.  
  Seat quote.  
  Smart quote.  
  Volvo quote.


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quotation / joke ('JW)

 
  quote joke.  
  quotation joke.  
  aphorism joke.  
  collection joke.  
  wisdom joke.  
  wit joke.  
  esprit joke.  
  famous joke.  
  persons joke.  
  philosopher joke.  
  philosophy joke.  
  ages joke.

 
  quote humor.  
  quotation humor.  
  aphorism humor.  
  collection humor.  
  wisdom humor.  
  wit humor.  
  esprit humor.  
  famous humor.  
  persons humor.  
  philosopher humor.  
  philosophy humor.  
  ages humor.

 
  quote laughter.  
  quotation laughter.  
  aphorism laughter.  
  collection laughter.  
  wisdom laughter.  
  wit laughter.  
  esprit laughter.  
  famous laughter.  
  persons laughter.  
  philosopher laughter.  
  philosophy laughter.  
  ages laughter.


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knowledge, science / joke ('K)

 
  education joke.  
  educational joke.  
  school joke.  
  university joke.  
  teacher joke.  
  professor joke.  
  students joke.

 
  education humor.  
  educational humor.  
  school humor.  
  university humor.  
  teacher humor.  
  professor humor.  
  students humor.

 
  education laughter.  
  educational laughter.  
  school laughter.  
  university laughter.  
  teacher laughter.  
  professor laughter.  
  students laughter.

 
  education quote.  
  educational quote.  
  school quote.  
  university quote.  
  teacher quote.  
  professor quote.  
  students quote.

 
  education wisdom of the ages.  
  educational wisdom of the ages.  
  school wisdom of the ages.  
  university wisdom of the ages.  
  teacher wisdom of the ages.  
  professor wisdom of the ages.  
  students wisdom of the ages.


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foreign languages / aphorism ('JJ)

 
  Foreign languages aphorism.  
  Languages aphorism.  
  Foreign aphorism.
 

  Translation aphorism.  
  Online translation aphorism.  
  Software translation aphorism.  
  Translation software aphorism.  
  Mashine translation aphorism.  
  Translator aphorism.
 

  Linguistics aphorism.  
  Vocabulary aphorism.  
  Dictionary aphorism.  
  Grammar aphorism.
 

  Learn aphorism.  
  Learn languages aphorism.  
  Learn foreign languages aphorism.  
  Language tutor aphorism.

 
  Foreign languages wit.  
  Languages wit.  
  Foreign wit.
 

  Translation wit.  
  Online translation wit.  
  Software translation wit.  
  Translation software wit.  
  Mashine translation wit.  
  Translator wit.
 

  Linguistics wit.  
  Vocabulary wit.  
  Dictionary wit.  
  Grammar wit.
 

  Learn wit.  
  Learn languages wit.  
  Learn foreign languages wit.  
  Language tutor wit.


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education / parody ('KW)

 
  science parody.  
  physics parody.  
  mathematics parody.  
  research parody.  
  education parody.

 
  science cartoon.  
  physics cartoon.  
  mathematics cartoon.  
  research cartoon.  
  education cartoon.

 
  science aphorism.  
  physics aphorism.  
  mathematics aphorism.  
  research aphorism.  
  education aphorism.

 
  science wit.  
  physics wit.  
  mathematics wit.  
  research wit.  
  education wit.

 
  science fun.  
  physics fun.  
  mathematics fun.  
  research fun.  
  education fun.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
Cars: - some examples / humor ('BWFB)

 
  Toyota humor.  
  Volkswagen humor.  
  Mercedes humor.  
  Hyundai humor.  
  Audi humor.  
  BMW humor.  
  Cadillac humor.  
  Chevrolet humor.  
  Chevy humor.  
  Chrysler humor.  
  Citroen humor.  
  Dacia humor.  
  Daewoo humor.  
  Daihatsu humor.  
  Dodge humor.  
  General Motors humor.  
  GM humor.  
  Ferrari humor.  
  Fiat humor.  
  Ford humor.  
  Nissan humor.  
  Opel humor.  
  Porsche humor.  
  Peugeot humor.  
  Renault humor.  
  Rolls-Royce humor.  
  Seat humor.  
  Smart humor.  
  Volvo humor.

 
  Toyota fun.  
  Volkswagen fun.  
  Mercedes fun.  
  Hyundai fun.  
  Audi fun.  
  BMW fun.  
  Cadillac fun.  
  Chevrolet fun.  
  Chevy fun.  
  Chrysler fun.  
  Citroen fun.  
  Dacia fun.  
  Daewoo fun.  
  Daihatsu fun.  
  Dodge fun.  
  General Motors fun.  
  GM fun.  
  Ferrari fun.  
  Fiat fun.  
  Ford fun.  
  Nissan fun.  
  Opel fun.  
  Porsche fun.  
  Peugeot fun.  
  Renault fun.  
  Rolls-Royce fun.  
  Seat fun.  
  Smart fun.  
  Volvo fun.


Cars: - some examples / fun ('BWFB)

 
  Toyota fun.  
  Volkswagen fun.  
  Mercedes fun.  
  Hyundai fun.  
  Audi fun.  
  BMW fun.  
  Cadillac fun.  
  Chevrolet fun.  
  Chevy fun.  
  Chrysler fun.  
  Citroen fun.  
  Dacia fun.  
  Daewoo fun.  
  Daihatsu fun.  
  Dodge fun.  
  General Motors fun.  
  GM fun.  
  Ferrari fun.  
  Fiat fun.  
  Ford fun.  
  Nissan fun.  
  Opel fun.  
  Porsche fun.  
  Peugeot fun.  
  Renault fun.  
  Rolls-Royce fun.  
  Seat fun.  
  Smart fun.  
  Volvo fun.


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legal professions

 
  lawyers joke.  
  law joke.  
  legal joke.  
  judges joke.  
  courts joke.  
  legislation joke.

 
  lawyers humor.  
  law humor.  
  legal humor.  
  judges humor.  
  courts humor.  
  legislation humor.

 
  lawyers laughter.  
  law laughter.  
  legal laughter.  
  judges laughter.  
  courts laughter.  
  legislation laughter.

 
  lawyers quote.  
  law quote.  
  legal quote.  
  judges quote.  
  courts quote.  
  legislation quote.

 
  lawyers wisdom of the ages.  
  law wisdom of the ages.  
  legal wisdom of the ages.  
  judges wisdom of the ages.  
  courts wisdom of the ages.  
  legislation wisdom of the ages.


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Cars: - some examples / aphorism ('BWFB)

 
  Toyota aphorism.  
  Volkswagen aphorism.  
  Mercedes aphorism.  
  Hyundai aphorism.  
  Audi aphorism.  
  BMW aphorism.  
  Cadillac aphorism.  
  Chevrolet aphorism.  
  Chevy aphorism.  
  Chrysler aphorism.  
  Citroen aphorism.  
  Dacia aphorism.  
  Daewoo aphorism.  
  Daihatsu aphorism.  
  Dodge aphorism.  
  General Motors aphorism.  
  GM aphorism.  
  Ferrari aphorism.  
  Fiat aphorism.  
  Ford aphorism.  
  Nissan aphorism.  
  Opel aphorism.  
  Porsche aphorism.  
  Peugeot aphorism.  
  Renault aphorism.  
  Rolls-Royce aphorism.  
  Seat aphorism.  
  Smart aphorism.  
  Volvo aphorism.

 
  Toyota wit.  
  Volkswagen wit.  
  Mercedes wit.  
  Hyundai wit.  
  Audi wit.  
  BMW wit.  
  Cadillac wit.  
  Chevrolet wit.  
  Chevy wit.  
  Chrysler wit.  
  Citroen wit.  
  Dacia wit.  
  Daewoo wit.  
  Daihatsu wit.  
  Dodge wit.  
  General Motors wit.  
  GM wit.  
  Ferrari wit.  
  Fiat wit.  
  Ford wit.  
  Nissan wit.  
  Opel wit.  
  Porsche wit.  
  Peugeot wit.  
  Renault wit.  
  Rolls-Royce wit.  
  Seat wit.  
  Smart wit.  
  Volvo wit.


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quotation / parody ('JW)

 
  quote parody.  
  quotation parody.  
  aphorism parody.  
  collection parody.  
  wisdom parody.  
  wit parody.  
  esprit parody.  
  famous parody.  
  persons parody.  
  philosopher parody.  
  philosophy parody.  
  ages parody.

 
  quote cartoon.  
  quotation cartoon.  
  aphorism cartoon.  
  collection cartoon.  
  wisdom cartoon.  
  wit cartoon.  
  esprit cartoon.  
  famous cartoon.  
  persons cartoon.  
  philosopher cartoon.  
  philosophy cartoon.  
  ages cartoon.

 
  quote fun.  
  quotation fun.  
  aphorism fun.  
  collection fun.  
  wisdom fun.  
  wit fun.  
  esprit fun.  
  famous fun.  
  persons fun.  
  philosopher fun.  
  philosophy fun.  
  ages fun.


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medical professions:
(only a few examples - you will surely know far more search words)

 
  doctors joke.  
  dentists joke.  
  medical joke.  
  health joke.  
  ill joke.  
  death joke.

 
  doctors humor.  
  dentists humor.  
  medical humor.  
  health humor.  
  ill humor.  
  death humor.

 
  doctors laughter.  
  dentists laughter.  
  medical laughter.  
  health laughter.  
  ill laughter.  
  death laughter.

 
  doctors quote.  
  dentists quote.  
  medical quote.  
  health quote.  
  ill quote.  
  death quote.

 
  doctors wisdom of the ages.  
  dentists wisdom of the ages.  
  medical wisdom of the ages.  
  health wisdom of the ages.  
  ill wisdom of the ages.  
  death wisdom of the ages.


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music:
- evidently a lot of search words oould be used - here only for a specific category: / parody ('JM)

 
  music parody.  
  opera parody.  
  Bach parody.  
  Beethoven parody.  
  Fauré parody.  
  Gershwin parody.  
  Haendel parody.  
  Mozart parody.  
  Puccini parody.

 
  music cartoon.  
  opera cartoon.  
  Bach cartoon.  
  Beethoven cartoon.  
  Fauré cartoon.  
  Gershwin cartoon.  
  Haendel cartoon.  
  Mozart cartoon.  
  Puccini cartoon.

 
  music aphorism.  
  opera aphorism.  
  Bach aphorism.  
  Beethoven aphorism.  
  Fauré aphorism.  
  Gershwin aphorism.  
  Haendel aphorism.  
  Mozart aphorism.  
  Puccini aphorism.

 
  music wit.  
  opera wit.  
  Bach wit.  
  Beethoven wit.  
  Fauré wit.  
  Gershwin wit.  
  Haendel wit.  
  Mozart wit.  
  Puccini wit.

 
  music fun.  
  opera fun.  
  Bach fun.  
  Beethoven fun.  
  Fauré fun.  
  Gershwin fun.  
  Haendel fun.  
  Mozart fun.  
  Puccini fun.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
Cars: - some examples / wisdom of the ages ('BWFB)

 
  Toyota wisdom of the ages.  
  Volkswagen wisdom of the ages.  
  Mercedes wisdom of the ages.  
  Hyundai wisdom of the ages.  
  Audi wisdom of the ages.  
  BMW wisdom of the ages.  
  Cadillac wisdom of the ages.  
  Chevrolet wisdom of the ages.  
  Chevy wisdom of the ages.  
  Chrysler wisdom of the ages.  
  Citroen wisdom of the ages.  
  Dacia wisdom of the ages.  
  Daewoo wisdom of the ages.  
  Daihatsu wisdom of the ages.  
  Dodge wisdom of the ages.  
  General Motors wisdom of the ages.  
  GM wisdom of the ages.  
  Ferrari wisdom of the ages.  
  Fiat wisdom of the ages.  
  Ford wisdom of the ages.  
  Nissan wisdom of the ages.  
  Opel wisdom of the ages.  
  Porsche wisdom of the ages.  
  Peugeot wisdom of the ages.  
  Renault wisdom of the ages.  
  Rolls-Royce wisdom of the ages.  
  Seat wisdom of the ages.  
  Smart wisdom of the ages.  
  Volvo wisdom of the ages.


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education / joke ('KW)

 
  science joke.  
  physics joke.  
  mathematics joke.  
  research joke.  
  education joke.

 
  science humor.  
  physics humor.  
  mathematics humor.  
  research humor.  
  education humor.

 
  science laughter.  
  physics laughter.  
  mathematics laughter.  
  research laughter.  
  education laughter.

 
  science quote.  
  physics quote.  
  mathematics quote.  
  research quote.  
  education quote.

 
  science wisdom of the ages.  
  physics wisdom of the ages.  
  mathematics wisdom of the ages.  
  research wisdom of the ages.  
  education wisdom of the ages.


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related to groups / joke ('JU)

 
  British joke.  
  Jewish joke.  
  American joke.  
  Chinese joke.  
  English joke.  
  French joke.  
  German joke.  
  Indian joke.  
  Japanese joke.  
  Polish joke.  
  Russian joke.  
  Spanish joke.  
  Turkish joke.

 
  British humor.  
  Jewish humor.  
  American humor.  
  Chinese humor.  
  English humor.  
  French humor.  
  German humor.  
  Indian humor.  
  Japanese humor.  
  Polish humor.  
  Russian humor.  
  Spanish humor.  
  Turkish humor.

 
  British wit.  
  Jewish wit.  
  American wit.  
  Chinese wit.  
  English wit.  
  French wit.  
  German wit.  
  Indian wit.  
  Japanese wit.  
  Polish wit.  
  Russian wit.  
  Spanish wit.  
  Turkish wit.


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knowledge, science / parody ('K)

 
  education parody.  
  educational parody.  
  school parody.  
  university parody.  
  teacher parody.  
  professor parody.  
  students parody.

 
  education cartoon.  
  educational cartoon.  
  school cartoon.  
  university cartoon.  
  teacher cartoon.  
  professor cartoon.  
  students cartoon.

 
  education aphorism.  
  educational aphorism.  
  school aphorism.  
  university aphorism.  
  teacher aphorism.  
  professor aphorism.  
  students aphorism.

 
  education wit.  
  educational wit.  
  school wit.  
  university wit.  
  teacher wit.  
  professor wit.  
  students wit.

 
  education fun.  
  educational fun.  
  school fun.  
  university fun.  
  teacher fun.  
  professor fun.  
  students fun.


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Cars: - some examples / cartoon ('BWFB)

 
  Toyota cartoon.  
  Volkswagen cartoon.  
  Mercedes cartoon.  
  Hyundai cartoon.  
  Audi cartoon.  
  BMW cartoon.  
  Cadillac cartoon.  
  Chevrolet cartoon.  
  Chevy cartoon.  
  Chrysler cartoon.  
  Citroen cartoon.  
  Dacia cartoon.  
  Daewoo cartoon.  
  Daihatsu cartoon.  
  Dodge cartoon.  
  General Motors cartoon.  
  GM cartoon.  
  Ferrari cartoon.  
  Fiat cartoon.  
  Ford cartoon.  
  Nissan cartoon.  
  Opel cartoon.  
  Porsche cartoon.  
  Peugeot cartoon.  
  Renault cartoon.  
  Rolls-Royce cartoon.  
  Seat cartoon.  
  Smart cartoon.  
  Volvo cartoon.


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Computing / joke ('TCA)

 
  computer joke.  
  computing joke.  
  program joke.  
  programmer joke.  
  software joke.  
  hardware joke.

 
  computer humor.  
  computing humor.  
  program humor.  
  programmer humor.  
  software humor.  
  hardware humor.

 
  computer laughter.  
  computing laughter.  
  program laughter.  
  programmer laughter.  
  software laughter.  
  hardware laughter.

 
  computer quote.  
  computing quote.  
  program quote.  
  programmer quote.  
  software quote.  
  hardware quote.

 
  computer wisdom of the ages.  
  computing wisdom of the ages.  
  program wisdom of the ages.  
  programmer wisdom of the ages.  
  software wisdom of the ages.  
  hardware wisdom of the ages.


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Engineers / parody ('T)

 
  engineers parody.  
  engineering parody.  
  technical parody.  
  constructing parody.  
  industry parody.  
  industrial parody.  
  production parody.  
  robots parody.

 
  engineers cartoon.  
  engineering cartoon.  
  technical cartoon.  
  constructing cartoon.  
  industry cartoon.  
  industrial cartoon.  
  production cartoon.  
  robots cartoon.

 
  engineers aphorism.  
  engineering aphorism.  
  technical aphorism.  
  constructing aphorism.  
  industry aphorism.  
  industrial aphorism.  
  production aphorism.  
  robots aphorism.

 
  engineers wit.  
  engineering wit.  
  technical wit.  
  constructing wit.  
  industry wit.  
  industrial wit.  
  production wit.  
  robots wit.

 
  engineers fun.  
  engineering fun.  
  technical fun.  
  constructing fun.  
  industry fun.  
  industrial fun.  
  production fun.  
  robots fun.


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SPHINX more powerful than Microsoft?
BIG BROTHER makes you lucky
Use the newest version of MS-Windows, and you will state that one (or 'the') major change from prededing versions is:
'click and be even more on the Web connected with somebody which you did not choose to be connected with...',
... and in many cases your MS-Windos does not work as it should,
... and you can only continue after having confirmed what dictator's language regulation has invented for his systems bugs:
... This is, if you refuse to confirm that this bug is 'ok', you cannot continue working with MS-Windows.

Once upon a time, system programmers dared to call a faulty program function an 'error'. This is the period after which some Microsoft programmers were fired.

Now unpleasant error messages have been replaced in our subconscious thinking by 'ok'. An outstanding idea. You see, we are living in a wonderful time with so incredible innovative companies like Microsoft which manipulates our brains to make us feel lucky all the time:
'Microsoft bugs' = 'all is ok' = 'I love you, Microsoft'.

BIG BROTHER visits your PC?
When you click on the many MS-WIN options, there are nevertheless some astonishing cases that it will work without bugs, mostly to become connected with some service at www.microsoft.com. The evident question has been discussed by many:
    Does Microsoft try to use this in order to spy out all PC's worldwide? ... for example simply in order to find illegal copies of Microsoft software?
    This would logically require to create a worldwide PC data base tracing all registration numbers...

    Microsoft representatives told journalists that there is certainly no such intention involved. It is certainly left to you to believe this or not to believe it. If you believe that the latest new MS-Win version is something really new and not simply a neglectable upgrade,
    then you will perhaps also be able to believe that Microsoft will never abuse the power opportunity described above.

BIG SPHINX visits your PC?
Thanks to our staff member, Sphinx the Egyptian goddess of all mysteries, hired late 1997, we were faster than Microsoft. Sphinx already knows since then and until now and in eternity the contents of all Win- and DOS- PC's connected to the Web worldwide, for example yours.
You do not believe it?


If you are using Unix, Linux, etc., no reason to be deceived.
Quotation: ''Linux protects perfectly against virus risks'' (and any other evil....)
Forget about such bla-bla; Sorry to confess it, but if you are using Linux or any other UNIX, our Sphinx is spying out your PC, too, since a long time.




Now you have learnt that there are no barriers to spy out your PC.

    ► This was done to demonstrate how easy it is to collect information from other people's PCs, the software used, and even the contents of data files, once that you connect your PC in any way with the outer world.
    ► (Hopeful that you understand instantly that SPHINX was NOT doing something like this.)





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Once upon a time... The production and distribution of registered music required since 1900-2000 the possession of capital (for technology reasons only possible as mass production). Now music distribution is open to everybody.... the world of music distribution will never be again as it was during one century.
aha7.com helps to take part in the beginning of the future - hence back to "before 1900". Most of the music consumers money is again for the artists, the musicians, the authors, the creative people. The era of music distributors is over forever. They know it - but do not yet dare to believe it. At present we are experiencing the distributors last battle of their lost war.
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* Access to all scientifically proven truth on the Internet about paranormal phenomena: Extra-sensory perception like: Prophecy / clairvoyance; telepathy; psychokinesis / telekinesis...
* ... purported phenomena like UFOs, extraterrestrials which visited Earth in the past, the Bermuda Triangle,...
* ... communication with the dead, reincarnation, ghosts, haunted houses, witches, demonic possession, nocebos, and creatures that fall under the scope of cryptozoology,...
* ... The unknown like other worlds with human-like civilisations, black holes, the origin of the universe, the before-universe and the post-universe of the universe;...
* ... phenomena between science and the paranormal point of view, like psychic / spiritual healing, placebos and nocebos...,
* ... and about the most successful conspiracies (or conspiracy theories?...) in history - from Caesar & Brutus & Cleopatra to swine flu and climate catastrophe.
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Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
politics -alternate view / joke ('VBA)

 
  politicians joke.  
  government joke.  
  politics joke.  
  political party joke.  
  elections joke.  
  voters joke.  
  parliament joke.  
  member of parliament joke.  
  lobby joke.  
  citizen rights joke.  
  obligations of citizenship joke.

 
  politicians quote.  
  government quote.  
  politics quote.  
  political party quote.  
  elections quote.  
  voters quote.  
  parliament quote.  
  member of parliament quote.  
  lobby quote.  
  citizen rights quote.  
  obligations of citizenship quote.

 
  politicians wisdom of the ages.  
  government wisdom of the ages.  
  politics wisdom of the ages.  
  political party wisdom of the ages.  
  elections wisdom of the ages.  
  voters wisdom of the ages.  
  parliament wisdom of the ages.  
  member of parliament wisdom of the ages.  
  lobby wisdom of the ages.  
  citizen rights wisdom of the ages.  
  obligations of citizenship wisdom of the ages.


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invest + finance / humor ('E)

 
  investment humor.  
  money invest humor.  
  financial markets humor.  
  financing humor.  
  banks humor.  
  banking humor.  
  stock exchange humor.  
  investment firm humor.  
  broker humor.
 

  saving account humor.  
  deposit account humor.  
  shares humor.  
  bonds humor.  
  funds humor.
 

  life insurance humor.  
  retirement scheme humor.  
  real estate humor.  
  gold humor.  
  numbered bank account humor.  
  bank secrecy humor.

 
  investment parody.  
  money invest parody.  
  financial markets parody.  
  financing parody.  
  banks parody.  
  banking parody.  
  stock exchange parody.  
  investment firm parody.  
  broker parody.
 

  saving account parody.  
  deposit account parody.  
  shares parody.  
  bonds parody.  
  funds parody.
 

  life insurance parody.  
  retirement scheme parody.  
  real estate parody.  
  gold parody.  
  numbered bank account parody.  
  bank secrecy parody.

 
  investment cartoon.  
  money invest cartoon.  
  financial markets cartoon.  
  financing cartoon.  
  banks cartoon.  
  banking cartoon.  
  stock exchange cartoon.  
  investment firm cartoon.  
  broker cartoon.
 

  saving account cartoon.  
  deposit account cartoon.  
  shares cartoon.  
  bonds cartoon.  
  funds cartoon.
 

  life insurance cartoon.  
  retirement scheme cartoon.  
  real estate cartoon.  
  gold cartoon.  
  numbered bank account cartoon.  
  bank secrecy cartoon.

 
  investment aphorism.  
  money invest aphorism.  
  financial markets aphorism.  
  financing aphorism.  
  banks aphorism.  
  banking aphorism.  
  stock exchange aphorism.  
  investment firm aphorism.  
  broker aphorism.
 

  saving account aphorism.  
  deposit account aphorism.  
  shares aphorism.  
  bonds aphorism.  
  funds aphorism.
 

  life insurance aphorism.  
  retirement scheme aphorism.  
  real estate aphorism.  
  gold aphorism.  
  numbered bank account aphorism.  
  bank secrecy aphorism.

 
  investment wit.  
  money invest wit.  
  financial markets wit.  
  financing wit.  
  banks wit.  
  banking wit.  
  stock exchange wit.  
  investment firm wit.  
  broker wit.
 

  saving account wit.  
  deposit account wit.  
  shares wit.  
  bonds wit.  
  funds wit.
 

  life insurance wit.  
  retirement scheme wit.  
  real estate wit.  
  gold wit.  
  numbered bank account wit.  
  bank secrecy wit.


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foreign languages / parody ('JJ)

 
  Foreign languages parody.  
  Languages parody.  
  Foreign parody.
 

  Translation parody.  
  Online translation parody.  
  Software translation parody.  
  Translation software parody.  
  Mashine translation parody.  
  Translator parody.
 

  Linguistics parody.  
  Vocabulary parody.  
  Dictionary parody.  
  Grammar parody.
 

  Learn parody.  
  Learn languages parody.  
  Learn foreign languages parody.  
  Language tutor parody.

 
  Foreign languages cartoon.  
  Languages cartoon.  
  Foreign cartoon.
 

  Translation cartoon.  
  Online translation cartoon.  
  Software translation cartoon.  
  Translation software cartoon.  
  Mashine translation cartoon.  
  Translator cartoon.
 

  Linguistics cartoon.  
  Vocabulary cartoon.  
  Dictionary cartoon.  
  Grammar cartoon.
 

  Learn cartoon.  
  Learn languages cartoon.  
  Learn foreign languages cartoon.  
  Language tutor cartoon.

 
  Foreign languages fun.  
  Languages fun.  
  Foreign fun.
 

  Translation fun.  
  Online translation fun.  
  Software translation fun.  
  Translation software fun.  
  Mashine translation fun.  
  Translator fun.
 

  Linguistics fun.  
  Vocabulary fun.  
  Dictionary fun.  
  Grammar fun.
 

  Learn fun.  
  Learn languages fun.  
  Learn foreign languages fun.  
  Language tutor fun.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
medical professions:
(only a few examples - you will surely know far more search words)

 
  doctors parody.  
  dentists parody.  
  medical parody.  
  health parody.  
  ill parody.  
  death parody.

 
  doctors cartoon.  
  dentists cartoon.  
  medical cartoon.  
  health cartoon.  
  ill cartoon.  
  death cartoon.

 
  doctors aphorism.  
  dentists aphorism.  
  medical aphorism.  
  health aphorism.  
  ill aphorism.  
  death aphorism.

 
  doctors wit.  
  dentists wit.  
  medical wit.  
  health wit.  
  ill wit.  
  death wit.

 
  doctors fun.  
  dentists fun.  
  medical fun.  
  health fun.  
  ill fun.  
  death fun.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
legal professions

 
  lawyers parody.  
  law parody.  
  legal parody.  
  judges parody.  
  courts parody.  
  legislation parody.

 
  lawyers cartoon.  
  law cartoon.  
  legal cartoon.  
  judges cartoon.  
  courts cartoon.  
  legislation cartoon.

 
  lawyers aphorism.  
  law aphorism.  
  legal aphorism.  
  judges aphorism.  
  courts aphorism.  
  legislation aphorism.

 
  lawyers wit.  
  law wit.  
  legal wit.  
  judges wit.  
  courts wit.  
  legislation wit.

 
  lawyers fun.  
  law fun.  
  legal fun.  
  judges fun.  
  courts fun.  
  legislation fun.


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