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investment, money invest, financial markets, financing, banks, banking, stock exchange, investment firm, broker, saving account, deposit account, shares, bonds, funds, life insurance, retirement scheme, real estate, gold, numbered bank account, bank secrecy, ... etc. etc.





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invest + finance / joke ('E)

 
  investment joke.  
  money invest joke.  
  financial markets joke.  
  financing joke.  
  banks joke.  
  banking joke.  
  stock exchange joke.  
  investment firm joke.  
  broker joke.
 

  saving account joke.  
  deposit account joke.  
  shares joke.  
  bonds joke.  
  funds joke.
 

  life insurance joke.  
  retirement scheme joke.  
  real estate joke.  
  gold joke.  
  numbered bank account joke.  
  bank secrecy joke.

 
  investment humor.  
  money invest humor.  
  financial markets humor.  
  financing humor.  
  banks humor.  
  banking humor.  
  stock exchange humor.  
  investment firm humor.  
  broker humor.
 

  saving account humor.  
  deposit account humor.  
  shares humor.  
  bonds humor.  
  funds humor.
 

  life insurance humor.  
  retirement scheme humor.  
  real estate humor.  
  gold humor.  
  numbered bank account humor.  
  bank secrecy humor.

 
  investment laughter.  
  money invest laughter.  
  financial markets laughter.  
  financing laughter.  
  banks laughter.  
  banking laughter.  
  stock exchange laughter.  
  investment firm laughter.  
  broker laughter.
 

  saving account laughter.  
  deposit account laughter.  
  shares laughter.  
  bonds laughter.  
  funds laughter.
 

  life insurance laughter.  
  retirement scheme laughter.  
  real estate laughter.  
  gold laughter.  
  numbered bank account laughter.  
  bank secrecy laughter.

 
  investment quote.  
  money invest quote.  
  financial markets quote.  
  financing quote.  
  banks quote.  
  banking quote.  
  stock exchange quote.  
  investment firm quote.  
  broker quote.
 

  saving account quote.  
  deposit account quote.  
  shares quote.  
  bonds quote.  
  funds quote.
 

  life insurance quote.  
  retirement scheme quote.  
  real estate quote.  
  gold quote.  
  numbered bank account quote.  
  bank secrecy quote.

 
  investment wisdom of the ages.  
  money invest wisdom of the ages.  
  financial markets wisdom of the ages.  
  financing wisdom of the ages.  
  banks wisdom of the ages.  
  banking wisdom of the ages.  
  stock exchange wisdom of the ages.  
  investment firm wisdom of the ages.  
  broker wisdom of the ages.
 

  saving account wisdom of the ages.  
  deposit account wisdom of the ages.  
  shares wisdom of the ages.  
  bonds wisdom of the ages.  
  funds wisdom of the ages.
 

  life insurance wisdom of the ages.  
  retirement scheme wisdom of the ages.  
  real estate wisdom of the ages.  
  gold wisdom of the ages.  
  numbered bank account wisdom of the ages.  
  bank secrecy wisdom of the ages.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
politics -alternate view / parody ('VBA)

 
  politicians parody.  
  government parody.  
  politics parody.  
  political party parody.  
  elections parody.  
  voters parody.  
  parliament parody.  
  member of parliament parody.  
  lobby parody.  
  citizen rights parody.  
  obligations of citizenship parody.

 
  politicians cartoon.  
  government cartoon.  
  politics cartoon.  
  political party cartoon.  
  elections cartoon.  
  voters cartoon.  
  parliament cartoon.  
  member of parliament cartoon.  
  lobby cartoon.  
  citizen rights cartoon.  
  obligations of citizenship cartoon.

 
  politicians aphorism.  
  government aphorism.  
  politics aphorism.  
  political party aphorism.  
  elections aphorism.  
  voters aphorism.  
  parliament aphorism.  
  member of parliament aphorism.  
  lobby aphorism.  
  citizen rights aphorism.  
  obligations of citizenship aphorism.

 
  politicians wit.  
  government wit.  
  politics wit.  
  political party wit.  
  elections wit.  
  voters wit.  
  parliament wit.  
  member of parliament wit.  
  lobby wit.  
  citizen rights wit.  
  obligations of citizenship wit.

 
  politicians fun.  
  government fun.  
  politics fun.  
  political party fun.  
  elections fun.  
  voters fun.  
  parliament fun.  
  member of parliament fun.  
  lobby fun.  
  citizen rights fun.  
  obligations of citizenship fun.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
Computing / humor ('TCA)

 
  computer humor.  
  computing humor.  
  program humor.  
  programmer humor.  
  software humor.  
  hardware humor.

 
  computer parody.  
  computing parody.  
  program parody.  
  programmer parody.  
  software parody.  
  hardware parody.

 
  computer cartoon.  
  computing cartoon.  
  program cartoon.  
  programmer cartoon.  
  software cartoon.  
  hardware cartoon.

 
  computer aphorism.  
  computing aphorism.  
  program aphorism.  
  programmer aphorism.  
  software aphorism.  
  hardware aphorism.

 
  computer wit.  
  computing wit.  
  program wit.  
  programmer wit.  
  software wit.  
  hardware wit.

 
  computer fun.  
  computing fun.  
  program fun.  
  programmer fun.  
  software fun.  
  hardware fun.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
quotation / joke ('JW)

 
  quote joke.  
  quotation joke.  
  aphorism joke.  
  collection joke.  
  wisdom joke.  
  wit joke.  
  esprit joke.  
  famous joke.  
  persons joke.  
  philosopher joke.  
  philosophy joke.  
  ages joke.

 
  quote humor.  
  quotation humor.  
  aphorism humor.  
  collection humor.  
  wisdom humor.  
  wit humor.  
  esprit humor.  
  famous humor.  
  persons humor.  
  philosopher humor.  
  philosophy humor.  
  ages humor.

 
  quote laughter.  
  quotation laughter.  
  aphorism laughter.  
  collection laughter.  
  wisdom laughter.  
  wit laughter.  
  esprit laughter.  
  famous laughter.  
  persons laughter.  
  philosopher laughter.  
  philosophy laughter.  
  ages laughter.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
foreign languages / aphorism ('JJ)

 
  Foreign languages aphorism.  
  Languages aphorism.  
  Foreign aphorism.
 

  Translation aphorism.  
  Online translation aphorism.  
  Software translation aphorism.  
  Translation software aphorism.  
  Mashine translation aphorism.  
  Translator aphorism.
 

  Linguistics aphorism.  
  Vocabulary aphorism.  
  Dictionary aphorism.  
  Grammar aphorism.
 

  Learn aphorism.  
  Learn languages aphorism.  
  Learn foreign languages aphorism.  
  Language tutor aphorism.

 
  Foreign languages wit.  
  Languages wit.  
  Foreign wit.
 

  Translation wit.  
  Online translation wit.  
  Software translation wit.  
  Translation software wit.  
  Mashine translation wit.  
  Translator wit.
 

  Linguistics wit.  
  Vocabulary wit.  
  Dictionary wit.  
  Grammar wit.
 

  Learn wit.  
  Learn languages wit.  
  Learn foreign languages wit.  
  Language tutor wit.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
education / parody ('KW)

 
  science parody.  
  physics parody.  
  mathematics parody.  
  research parody.  
  education parody.

 
  science cartoon.  
  physics cartoon.  
  mathematics cartoon.  
  research cartoon.  
  education cartoon.

 
  science aphorism.  
  physics aphorism.  
  mathematics aphorism.  
  research aphorism.  
  education aphorism.

 
  science wit.  
  physics wit.  
  mathematics wit.  
  research wit.  
  education wit.

 
  science fun.  
  physics fun.  
  mathematics fun.  
  research fun.  
  education fun.


Cars: - some examples / fun ('BWFB)

 
  Toyota fun.  
  Volkswagen fun.  
  Mercedes fun.  
  Hyundai fun.  
  Audi fun.  
  BMW fun.  
  Cadillac fun.  
  Chevrolet fun.  
  Chevy fun.  
  Chrysler fun.  
  Citroen fun.  
  Dacia fun.  
  Daewoo fun.  
  Daihatsu fun.  
  Dodge fun.  
  General Motors fun.  
  GM fun.  
  Ferrari fun.  
  Fiat fun.  
  Ford fun.  
  Nissan fun.  
  Opel fun.  
  Porsche fun.  
  Peugeot fun.  
  Renault fun.  
  Rolls-Royce fun.  
  Seat fun.  
  Smart fun.  
  Volvo fun.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
legal professions

 
  lawyers joke.  
  law joke.  
  legal joke.  
  judges joke.  
  courts joke.  
  legislation joke.

 
  lawyers humor.  
  law humor.  
  legal humor.  
  judges humor.  
  courts humor.  
  legislation humor.

 
  lawyers laughter.  
  law laughter.  
  legal laughter.  
  judges laughter.  
  courts laughter.  
  legislation laughter.

 
  lawyers quote.  
  law quote.  
  legal quote.  
  judges quote.  
  courts quote.  
  legislation quote.

 
  lawyers wisdom of the ages.  
  law wisdom of the ages.  
  legal wisdom of the ages.  
  judges wisdom of the ages.  
  courts wisdom of the ages.  
  legislation wisdom of the ages.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
Internet / joke ('CẂ)

 
  web joke.  
  internet joke.  
  webmaster joke.  
  site joke.  
  page joke.

 
  web humor.  
  internet humor.  
  webmaster humor.  
  site humor.  
  page humor.

 
  web laughter.  
  internet laughter.  
  webmaster laughter.  
  site laughter.  
  page laughter.

 
  web quote.  
  internet quote.  
  webmaster quote.  
  site quote.  
  page quote.

 
  web wisdom of the ages.  
  internet wisdom of the ages.  
  webmaster wisdom of the ages.  
  site wisdom of the ages.  
  page wisdom of the ages.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
politics -alternate view / humor ('VBA)

 
  politicians humor.  
  government humor.  
  politics humor.  
  political party humor.  
  elections humor.  
  voters humor.  
  parliament humor.  
  member of parliament humor.  
  lobby humor.  
  citizen rights humor.  
  obligations of citizenship humor.

 
  politicians laughter.  
  government laughter.  
  politics laughter.  
  political party laughter.  
  elections laughter.  
  voters laughter.  
  parliament laughter.  
  member of parliament laughter.  
  lobby laughter.  
  citizen rights laughter.  
  obligations of citizenship laughter.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
Cars: - some examples / aphorism ('BWFB)

 
  Toyota aphorism.  
  Volkswagen aphorism.  
  Mercedes aphorism.  
  Hyundai aphorism.  
  Audi aphorism.  
  BMW aphorism.  
  Cadillac aphorism.  
  Chevrolet aphorism.  
  Chevy aphorism.  
  Chrysler aphorism.  
  Citroen aphorism.  
  Dacia aphorism.  
  Daewoo aphorism.  
  Daihatsu aphorism.  
  Dodge aphorism.  
  General Motors aphorism.  
  GM aphorism.  
  Ferrari aphorism.  
  Fiat aphorism.  
  Ford aphorism.  
  Nissan aphorism.  
  Opel aphorism.  
  Porsche aphorism.  
  Peugeot aphorism.  
  Renault aphorism.  
  Rolls-Royce aphorism.  
  Seat aphorism.  
  Smart aphorism.  
  Volvo aphorism.

 
  Toyota wit.  
  Volkswagen wit.  
  Mercedes wit.  
  Hyundai wit.  
  Audi wit.  
  BMW wit.  
  Cadillac wit.  
  Chevrolet wit.  
  Chevy wit.  
  Chrysler wit.  
  Citroen wit.  
  Dacia wit.  
  Daewoo wit.  
  Daihatsu wit.  
  Dodge wit.  
  General Motors wit.  
  GM wit.  
  Ferrari wit.  
  Fiat wit.  
  Ford wit.  
  Nissan wit.  
  Opel wit.  
  Porsche wit.  
  Peugeot wit.  
  Renault wit.  
  Rolls-Royce wit.  
  Seat wit.  
  Smart wit.  
  Volvo wit.


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quotation / parody ('JW)

 
  quote parody.  
  quotation parody.  
  aphorism parody.  
  collection parody.  
  wisdom parody.  
  wit parody.  
  esprit parody.  
  famous parody.  
  persons parody.  
  philosopher parody.  
  philosophy parody.  
  ages parody.

 
  quote cartoon.  
  quotation cartoon.  
  aphorism cartoon.  
  collection cartoon.  
  wisdom cartoon.  
  wit cartoon.  
  esprit cartoon.  
  famous cartoon.  
  persons cartoon.  
  philosopher cartoon.  
  philosophy cartoon.  
  ages cartoon.

 
  quote fun.  
  quotation fun.  
  aphorism fun.  
  collection fun.  
  wisdom fun.  
  wit fun.  
  esprit fun.  
  famous fun.  
  persons fun.  
  philosopher fun.  
  philosophy fun.  
  ages fun.


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medical professions:
(only a few examples - you will surely know far more search words)

 
  doctors joke.  
  dentists joke.  
  medical joke.  
  health joke.  
  ill joke.  
  death joke.

 
  doctors humor.  
  dentists humor.  
  medical humor.  
  health humor.  
  ill humor.  
  death humor.

 
  doctors laughter.  
  dentists laughter.  
  medical laughter.  
  health laughter.  
  ill laughter.  
  death laughter.

 
  doctors quote.  
  dentists quote.  
  medical quote.  
  health quote.  
  ill quote.  
  death quote.

 
  doctors wisdom of the ages.  
  dentists wisdom of the ages.  
  medical wisdom of the ages.  
  health wisdom of the ages.  
  ill wisdom of the ages.  
  death wisdom of the ages.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
education / joke ('KW)

 
  science joke.  
  physics joke.  
  mathematics joke.  
  research joke.  
  education joke.

 
  science humor.  
  physics humor.  
  mathematics humor.  
  research humor.  
  education humor.

 
  science laughter.  
  physics laughter.  
  mathematics laughter.  
  research laughter.  
  education laughter.

 
  science quote.  
  physics quote.  
  mathematics quote.  
  research quote.  
  education quote.

 
  science wisdom of the ages.  
  physics wisdom of the ages.  
  mathematics wisdom of the ages.  
  research wisdom of the ages.  
  education wisdom of the ages.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
related to groups / joke ('JU)

 
  British joke.  
  Jewish joke.  
  American joke.  
  Chinese joke.  
  English joke.  
  French joke.  
  German joke.  
  Indian joke.  
  Japanese joke.  
  Polish joke.  
  Russian joke.  
  Spanish joke.  
  Turkish joke.

 
  British humor.  
  Jewish humor.  
  American humor.  
  Chinese humor.  
  English humor.  
  French humor.  
  German humor.  
  Indian humor.  
  Japanese humor.  
  Polish humor.  
  Russian humor.  
  Spanish humor.  
  Turkish humor.

 
  British wit.  
  Jewish wit.  
  American wit.  
  Chinese wit.  
  English wit.  
  French wit.  
  German wit.  
  Indian wit.  
  Japanese wit.  
  Polish wit.  
  Russian wit.  
  Spanish wit.  
  Turkish wit.


Enter in the search field on the page top one of these word combinations (or simply copy&paste a whole line into the search field). - Quotation marks, if any, have to be entered exactly in the same position.
quotation / aphorism ('JW)

 
  quote aphorism.  
  quotation aphorism.  
  aphorism aphorism.  
  collection aphorism.  
  wisdom aphorism.  
  wit aphorism.  
  esprit aphorism.  
  famous aphorism.  
  persons aphorism.  
  philosopher aphorism.  
  philosophy aphorism.  
  ages aphorism.

 
  quote wit.  
  quotation wit.  
  aphorism wit.  
  collection wit.  
  wisdom wit.  
  wit wit.  
  esprit wit.  
  famous wit.  
  persons wit.  
  philosopher wit.  
  philosophy wit.  
  ages wit.


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related to groups / cartoon ('JU)

 
  British cartoon.  
  Jewish cartoon.  
  American cartoon.  
  Chinese cartoon.  
  English cartoon.  
  French cartoon.  
  German cartoon.  
  Indian cartoon.  
  Japanese cartoon.  
  Polish cartoon.  
  Russian cartoon.  
  Spanish cartoon.  
  Turkish cartoon.

 
  British fun.  
  Jewish fun.  
  American fun.  
  Chinese fun.  
  English fun.  
  French fun.  
  German fun.  
  Indian fun.  
  Japanese fun.  
  Polish fun.  
  Russian fun.  
  Spanish fun.  
  Turkish fun.


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foreign languages / joke ('JJ)

 
  Foreign languages joke.  
  Languages joke.  
  Foreign joke.
 

  Translation joke.  
  Online translation joke.  
  Software translation joke.  
  Translation software joke.  
  Mashine translation joke.  
  Translator joke.
 

  Linguistics joke.  
  Vocabulary joke.  
  Dictionary joke.  
  Grammar joke.
 

  Learn joke.  
  Learn languages joke.  
  Learn foreign languages joke.  
  Language tutor joke.

 
  Foreign languages humor.  
  Languages humor.  
  Foreign humor.
 

  Translation humor.  
  Online translation humor.  
  Software translation humor.  
  Translation software humor.  
  Mashine translation humor.  
  Translator humor.
 

  Linguistics humor.  
  Vocabulary humor.  
  Dictionary humor.  
  Grammar humor.
 

  Learn humor.  
  Learn languages humor.  
  Learn foreign languages humor.  
  Language tutor humor.

 
  Foreign languages laughter.  
  Languages laughter.  
  Foreign laughter.
 

  Translation laughter.  
  Online translation laughter.  
  Software translation laughter.  
  Translation software laughter.  
  Mashine translation laughter.  
  Translator laughter.
 

  Linguistics laughter.  
  Vocabulary laughter.  
  Dictionary laughter.  
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SPHINX more powerful than Microsoft?
BIG BROTHER makes you lucky
Use the newest version of MS-Windows, and you will state that one (or 'the') major change from prededing versions is:
'click and be even more on the Web connected with somebody which you did not choose to be connected with...',
... and in many cases your MS-Windos does not work as it should,
... and you can only continue after having confirmed what dictator's language regulation has invented for his systems bugs:
... This is, if you refuse to confirm that this bug is 'ok', you cannot continue working with MS-Windows.

Once upon a time, system programmers dared to call a faulty program function an 'error'. This is the period after which some Microsoft programmers were fired.

Now unpleasant error messages have been replaced in our subconscious thinking by 'ok'. An outstanding idea. You see, we are living in a wonderful time with so incredible innovative companies like Microsoft which manipulates our brains to make us feel lucky all the time:
'Microsoft bugs' = 'all is ok' = 'I love you, Microsoft'.

BIG BROTHER visits your PC?
When you click on the many MS-WIN options, there are nevertheless some astonishing cases that it will work without bugs, mostly to become connected with some service at www.microsoft.com. The evident question has been discussed by many:
    Does Microsoft try to use this in order to spy out all PC's worldwide? ... for example simply in order to find illegal copies of Microsoft software?
    This would logically require to create a worldwide PC data base tracing all registration numbers...

    Microsoft representatives told journalists that there is certainly no such intention involved. It is certainly left to you to believe this or not to believe it. If you believe that the latest new MS-Win version is something really new and not simply a neglectable upgrade,
    then you will perhaps also be able to believe that Microsoft will never abuse the power opportunity described above.

BIG SPHINX visits your PC?
Thanks to our staff member, Sphinx the Egyptian goddess of all mysteries, hired late 1997, we were faster than Microsoft. Sphinx already knows since then and until now and in eternity the contents of all Win- and DOS- PC's connected to the Web worldwide, for example yours.
You do not believe it?


If you are using Unix, Linux, etc., no reason to be deceived.
Quotation: ''Linux protects perfectly against virus risks'' (and any other evil....)
Forget about such bla-bla; Sorry to confess it, but if you are using Linux or any other UNIX, our Sphinx is spying out your PC, too, since a long time.




Now you have learnt that there are no barriers to spy out your PC.

    ► This was done to demonstrate how easy it is to collect information from other people's PCs, the software used, and even the contents of data files, once that you connect your PC in any way with the outer world.
    ► (Hopeful that you understand instantly that SPHINX was NOT doing something like this.)





Disclaimer for this Web site
Rules of usage of this site. It compares favoritely with those of major players in the software and hardware market. It fully declares all rarely discussed dangers and risks of consumer products. Did you ever see a more cosumer-friendly more honest more well-balanced equitable text like this?

Standard Disclaimers This site is intended for general use and no warranty is implied for suitability to any given task. We hold no responsibility for your setup or any damage done while using this site page.

And now for the Lawyer's crap... WARNING: This site warps space and time in its vicinity.


► WARNING: This site attracts every other piece of matter in the universe, including the sites of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them.


► CAUTION: The mass of this site contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.


► HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: This site contains minute electrically charged particles moving at velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per hour.


► CONSUMER NOTICE: Because of the ''uncertainty principle,'' it is impossible for the consumer to find out at the same time both precisely where this site is and how fast it is moving.


► ADVISORY: There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process known as ''tunneling,'' this site may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconveniences that may result.


► READ THIS BEFORE OPENING THIS ON YOUR SCREEN: According to certain suggested versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the primary particles constituting this site may decay to nothingness within the next four hundred million years.


► THIS IS A 100% MATTER SITE: In the unlikely event that this merchandise should contact antimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result.


► PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW: Any use of this site, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe. Although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the universe.


► NOTE: The most fundamental particles in this site are held together by a ''gluing'' force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.


► ATTENTION: Despite any other listing of site contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this site consists of 99.9999999999% empty space.


► NEW GRAND UNIFIED THEORY DISCLAIMER: The manufacturer may technically be entitled to claim that this site is ten-dimensional. However, the consumer is reminded that this confers no legal rights above and beyond those applicable to three-dimensional objects, since the seven new dimensions are ''rolled up'' into such a small ''area'' that they cannot be detected.


► PLEASE NOTE: Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this site, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.


► COMPONENT EQUIVALENCY NOTICE: The subatomic particles (electrons, protons, etc.) comprising this site are exactly the same in every measurable respect as those used in the sites of other manufacturers, and no claim to the contrary may legitimately be expressed or implied.


► HEALTH WARNING: Care should be taken when lifting this site, since its mass, and thus its weight, is dependent on its velocity relative to the user.


► IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PURCHASERS: The entire physical universe, including this site, may one day collapse back into an infinitesimally small space. Should another universe subsequently re-emerge, the existence of this site in that universe cannot be guaranteed.


► GREEN TEST: This product is made of 100% recycled bytes.
► This product is ozone friendly.


► TIME COMPONANT: Dealing with this page can represent waste of time. Damage compensation for lost life time can not be claimed. Luv y'all ... Enjoy! ... Don Pedro.


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politics -alternate view / joke ('VBA)

 
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foreign languages / parody ('JJ)

 
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  Language tutor parody.

 
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  Learn fun.  
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  Language tutor fun.


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legal professions

 
  lawyers parody.  
  law parody.  
  legal parody.  
  judges parody.  
  courts parody.  
  legislation parody.

 
  lawyers cartoon.  
  law cartoon.  
  legal cartoon.  
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  courts cartoon.  
  legislation cartoon.

 
  lawyers aphorism.  
  law aphorism.  
  legal aphorism.  
  judges aphorism.  
  courts aphorism.  
  legislation aphorism.

 
  lawyers wit.  
  law wit.  
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  judges wit.  
  courts wit.  
  legislation wit.

 
  lawyers fun.  
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  courts fun.  
  legislation fun.


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