Money and gold, wealth, millionaire, property, luxury - we could live without all this. Could we live without humor and laughter?

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"World humor centre"? - It helps to retrieve most humor for any topic on the worldwide Web, based on the inner working of search engines.

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Humor has billions of satisfied power users worldwide. For example the mail received recently from power user Mary Miller: 'Before knowing the World Humor Center, my life was a true hell'.

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BIG BROTHER makes you lucky
Use the newest version of MS-Windows, and you will state that one (or 'the') major change from prededing versions is:
'click and be even more on the Web connected with somebody which you did not choose to be connected with...',
... and in many cases your MS-Windos does not work as it should,
... and you can only continue after having confirmed what dictator's language regulation has invented for his systems bugs:
... This is, if you refuse to confirm that this bug is 'ok', you cannot continue working with MS-Windows.

Once upon a time, system programmers dared to call a faulty program function an 'error'. This is the period after which some Microsoft programmers were fired.

Now unpleasant error messages have been replaced in our subconscious thinking by 'ok'. An outstanding idea. You see, we are living in a wonderful time with so incredible innovative companies like Microsoft which manipulates our brains to make us feel lucky all the time:
'Microsoft bugs' = 'all is ok' = 'I love you, Microsoft'.

BIG BROTHER visits your PC?
When you click on the many MS-WIN options, there are nevertheless some astonishing cases that it will work without bugs, mostly to become connected with some service at www.microsoft.com. The evident question has been discussed by many:

Does Microsoft try to use this in order to spy out all PC's worldwide? ... for example simply in order to find illegal copies of Microsoft software?
This would logically require to create a worldwide PC data base tracing all registration numbers...

Microsoft representatives told journalists that there is certainly no such intention involved. It is certainly left to you to believe this or not to believe it. If you believe that the latest new MS-Win version is something really new and not simply a neglectable upgrade,
then you will perhaps also be able to believe that Microsoft will never abuse the power opportunity described above.

BIG SPHINX visits your PC?
Thanks to our staff member, Sphinx the Egyptian goddess of all mysteries, hired late 1997, we were faster than Microsoft. Sphinx already knows since then and until now and in eternity the contents of all Win- and DOS- PC's connected to the Web worldwide, for example yours.
You do not believe it?


If you are using Unix, Linux, etc., no reason to be deceived.
Quotation: ''Linux protects perfectly against virus risks'' (and any other evil....)
Forget about such bla-bla; Sorry to confess it, but if you are using Linux or any other UNIX, our Sphinx is spying out your PC, too, since a long time.

► This was done to demonstrate how easy it is to collect information from other people's PCs, the software used, and even the contents of data files, once that you connect your PC in any way with the outer world.
► (Hopeful that you understand instantly that SPHINX was NOT doing something like this.)

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